25 Crazy Things That Went Through My Sleepless Mind Last Night
So we've all had the night where you can't fall asleep. Last night was my night. I went to bed about 10 pm and probably fell asleep around 1 am. Why couldn't I sleep? Because my mind wouldn't turn off. Here's what I remember thinking about.
1. Did I close that basement window that I had open last week?
2. Did I remember to look for my motorcycle keys? And if I did find them, did I lose them again?
3. Was that a mouse in our kitchen cupboards, or is that cat chasing a hot wheels car.
4. Do I have to pee again?
5. How long do you think it took for the whole population to get infected in the Walking Dead?
6. What would I do right now if a zombie made it's way into our house.?
7. Do I have any buck shot shells for my 12 gauge?
8. Do you think a .22 caliber rifle would do any good in a post apocalyptic world?
9. I better go pee, just to make sure I don't have to get up later.
10. If I fall asleep now, I can get 5 hours of sleep. I can function on 5 hours of sleep, right?
11. I am going to go shoot that cat if she makes any more noise.
12. Do you really think that JC Penney marked down all of its merchandise %20, or do you think they are just saying that? I need to get some new clothes.
13. I bet I lost my motorcycle keys. Damn. I wonder if I can get new ones from the dealership?
14. Why did the toilet just flush? - 4 year old runs back to bed
15. Is he going to fall asleep without me going to tuck him back in?
16. I think he's asleep. Pretty impressed the little guy got up on his own.
17. Man, I can't believe I'm still awake. Wide awake. 4 1/2 hours of sleep if I fall sleep right now.
18. I really need to start saving more for retirement.
19. But then again, if the world is going to end in 2012, why I should I save anything.
20. Maybe I should just quit my job and travel.
21. That's not gonna work, I can't afford gas to get to work.
22. I really should have had the walleye tonight, instead of the sour dough melt. Who knows how long we will have walleye around...
23. Is that ceiling fan attached properly? I really should reinforce the brackets.
24. Are you kidding me, I need to pee again.
25. If I fall asleep now, I'll get almost 4 hours of sleep. This is gonna suck.
-Alseep