So we've all had the night where you can't fall asleep.  Last night was my night.  I went to bed about 10 pm and probably fell asleep around 1 am.  Why couldn't I sleep?  Because my mind wouldn't turn off.  Here's what I remember thinking about.

1.  Did I close that basement window that I had open last week?

2.  Did I remember to look for my motorcycle keys?  And if I did find them, did I lose them again?

3.  Was that a mouse in our kitchen cupboards, or is that cat chasing a hot wheels car.

4.  Do I have to pee again?

5.  How long do you think it took for the whole population to get infected in the Walking Dead?

6.  What would I do right now if a zombie made it's way into our house.?

7.  Do I have any buck shot shells for my 12 gauge?

8.  Do you think a .22 caliber rifle would do any good in a post apocalyptic world?

9.  I better go pee, just to make sure I don't have to get up later.

10.  If I fall asleep now, I can get 5 hours of sleep.  I can function on 5 hours of sleep, right?

11.  I am going to go shoot that cat if she makes any more noise.

12.  Do you really think that JC Penney marked down all of its merchandise %20, or do you think they are just saying that?  I need to get some new clothes.

13.  I bet I lost my motorcycle keys.  Damn.  I wonder if I can get new ones from the dealership?

14.  Why did the toilet just flush?  - 4 year old runs back to bed

15.  Is he going to fall asleep without me going to tuck him back in?

16.  I think he's asleep.  Pretty impressed the little guy got up on his own.

17.  Man, I can't believe I'm still awake.  Wide awake.  4 1/2 hours of sleep if I fall sleep right now.

18.  I really need to start saving more for retirement.

19.  But then again, if the world is going to end in 2012, why I should I save anything.

20.  Maybe I should just quit my job and travel.

21.  That's not gonna work, I can't afford gas to get to work.

22.  I really should have had the walleye tonight, instead of the sour dough melt.  Who knows how long we will have walleye around...

23.  Is that ceiling fan attached properly?  I really should reinforce the brackets.

24.  Are you kidding me, I need to pee again.

25.  If I fall asleep now, I'll get almost 4 hours of sleep.  This is gonna suck.

-Alseep