You Had One Job, Automated Teller Machine
I was in a rush yesterday to get over to Wade Stadium for the Gun's & Hoses softball charity event when I realized I needed some cash.  I swung through a bank, (you can figure it out), on the way to hit up the ATM.  And for the first time in my life, this happened!
Cops Find Robber Via Cash Trail
The scene was straight out of a classic Saturday-morning cartoon: After a robber took an undisclosed amount of money from a local CVS, he made a mad dash to a nearby laundromat.
As he ran, the pile of cash in his arms left a trail behind him, making it an easy catch for police officers.