A parody song 'Pretty Bad At Hunting Deer' is a song I can definitely relate to.  There's a couple of things I've learned about myself as I grow older.  I'm a pretty terrible hunter.  It's not that I'm a bad shot.  That's the easy part.  I'm a pretty good shot.  It's just I can't sit still long enough and wait for a deer to come by to take a shot. 

See hunting is 99.99% patience.  Patience is not my strong point.  The longest I've sat still in a deer stand?  4 1/2 hours.  I thought I deserved a medal for that.

So I've gotten a couple of bucks over the years.  But, never a big one, and it's been a few years.

I know it's firearm opener this weekend, and this video is featuring bow hunting, but let's not split hairs here.