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18 Things A Grown Man Should Never Have
August 1, 2011 I saw this list and I have to admit that I am guilty of a few. I won't say which ones, but I will say that sometimes an ice cold cheap beer is just the ticket on a hot summer day! See if you agree with all 18 things a grown man should never have.
1. A black eye. Unless the rim hits your face mid-dunk, your peepers should remain unblemished. You're smart enough to talk your way out of any fight you're going to lose.
2. A witty e-mail signature. Quotes and song lyrics should be heard during toasts and karaoke performances, respectively.