e-coli

5 Reasons Fruits And Vegetables Are Killing Me
I came out of the womb with a porterhouse steak in one hand, and a 2/3 bacon cheeseburger in the other.  It's a true story.  You can look it up on my long form birth certificate.   Well, I'm growing up.  I figured since the only time I eat vegetables is when it&apo…