Two weeks ago we ordered Chinese.  We had a pretty big order, so they left us about a dozen fortune cookies.  I picked one and opened it up.  I know that it's bad luck to eat the cookie before you read the fortune.  Anyone that's seen the ending to Space Balls knows that too. But, there wasn't a fortune in it!  An empty fortune cookie!  What does that mean?  I have no future?  Is this a bad thing?

The next day I brought it up to my old and wise co-host Cathy Kates, and she said that its a sign of good luck.  Apparently, she is quite familiar with fortune cookies.  She does eat a lot of Chinese.  So I figured hey, good deal.  I have some good luck.

Then today Cathy and I had lunch at another Chinese place, and I got this fortune cookie, "Oops... Wrong Cookie".  So if you're keeping count, that's two cookies in two weeks that haven't had a fortune.  Should I be concerned?

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Or is this dude just getting bored at work, or slacking off?  I have to admit it would be a pretty boring job, and I would be tempted to mess with people.

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