I Lost A Bet To A 3 Year Old
Yep, the kid knows football better than me. It was a simple question, “Who do you think will win the Superbowl, the Patriots or the Giants?”
His answer: “The Giants!” Why? “Because they are REALLY BIG GUYS.” Imagine his disappointment when there weren’t any actual giants playing the game, but just large men hitting each other.
So I bet him a dollar, and he found his own dollar (I think mom gave it to him). I figured there would be no way that Brady would lose again to Eli. Now he’s a dollar richer, I’m a dollar poorer, and I smell like a mixture of chili, jalepeno dip, and beer farts. It was a good Superbowl.