Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Candy Corn Pizza Has Arrived and It’s a Whole Bunch of Yuck
Okay, what in the name of 30-minute delivery is going on here?
High School Orders Students to Get Pre-Approved for Dance Dresses
Don't say yes to the dress until the school does.
Dad Bag Fanny Pack Can Make Any Guy Look Like a Chubby Papa
Introducing the fanny pack, dad-point-oh.
Mayonnaise Belly Flopping Is a New, Gross Tailgating Game
These fans had a Hellmann's of a time.
Jolt Cola Is Coming Back — But You Can Only Find It in One Store
Here's some news that will definitely energize you.
Woman Used Public Funds to Buy Her Dog a Tuxedo
Spending money wisely may not be this woman's strong suit.
Does Your Dog Sleep in Bed With You? [POLL]
Here's some (p)awful news: letting your pooch in bed may cost you some shuteye.
Wait — Halloween Candy Is Already on Sale?
It's never too early to scare up some treats. Or is it?
Leg Cramps Aren’t Usually Gross. These Aren’t Ordinary Leg Cramps, Though.
It's like something out of 'Alien.'
Man Comes Home to Find Someone Broke In Just to Clean It
Talk about making a clean getaway.
Unhygienic Burglar Busted Because He Didn’t Flush the Toilet
This guy puts the "oops" in "poops."