A Sure Fire Way To Make A Deer Hunter Irate [True Story]

This is a true story, but for the record, it wasn't ME!  Years ago a friend of mine did something to her new husband of one month that was probably inexcusable, yet so sweet how could you not forgive her?

Again, I'm going to preface the story by repeating, it wasn't me!  My co-host's cat had puked and nested in his blaze orange hunting outfit all summer and he was looking for a special detergent that he could wash it with that would be scent-free.  That brought to mind the love story of a couple I met years ago.

My friend Kim had gotten married the month before deer hunting season.  Still in love and feeling the effects of bliss with the new marriage she wanted to make sure her husband knew she was thinking of him and vice versa.

Her husband thought, what a fantastic choice I've made in a wife, she's made me lunch and even gotten out my hunting clothing out for me and off to the shack he went.

After a joyous night of anticipation and male bonding with "the guys" at the deer shack he got up the next morning and prepared to set out to the stand.  However, when he put on his blaze orange he knew he wasn't heading out THAT morning or even THAT weekend.  His lovely wife had doused his blaze orange jacket and pants with her/his favorite perfume.  Anybody verse in deer hunting knows a deer will smell that from miles away and detour THAT stand!

To add insult to injury, when he went to eat his sandwich he found that she had forgotten to take the plastic wrap of his individually wrapped cheese.  We still laugh when we reminisce of that particular deer hunting season.  Oh, and by the way, their love endures, they are still married to this day.