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19 Thoughts that Cross a Grandma’s Half-Marathoner’s Mind on Race Day

Nick Cooper - TSM Duluth
Nick Cooper – TSM Duluth


It’s too damn early!





Should I eat breakfast or not?





I hope this coffee makes me poop soon.





What if I poop myself during the race?





OMG! I don’t think I trained enough, maybe I shouldn’t do this.





Should I put band-aids on my nipples? Nah….





Did I remember to pin my bib on?





Wonder who I’ll sit with on the bus ride up?





(thought while ON the bus) Damn! This is a L O N G way up there!





Wonder what kind of food they’ll have at the end of the race?





I hope I get a coach bus, instead of a school bus for the ride up to the start.





OMG, we’re still driving, maybe they missed the turn off to the start. Geesh, this is WAY up there!





I wonder what theme that guy on the mini-trampoline will be dressed as this year.





I wonder if I can stay in front of the SAG bus?





Thank God, we’re finally at the start, dang, that was a long ride!





Oooh, she’s got a cute running skort, wonder where she got it.





Wonder if I can get a picture with Grandma Rosa this year?





Wonder if I should shove some toilet paper in my sport bra in case I have to stop and pee in the woods.





OMG, the gun just went off…”Dear baby Jesus, help me get through the next 13.1 miles!”




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